December 2011
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This is Some Straight Up Bullshit
I want to see some non-3D Tintin action and they have only have one or two times playing in the afternoon that passed already. I’m not giving you $12 to wear stupid glasses for ten minutes of 3-D effects. Shove your extra dimensions in your fart box. Guess I’m waiting till tomorrow afternoon.
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Attention U.N. Delegates, Jackie Chan Hates You!
Yes boys and girls it is true, the real life Hong Kong Phooey is an equal opportunity racist. There has been no race of man that Jackie Chan has not beaten up or humiliated in his movies. I was recently watching some of Mr. Chan’s more vintage films over the weeks and realized a few things. The first being that all women in a classic Jackie Chan film are the epitome of broad-dom,...
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Night at the Ballet
This weekend I went to a showing of the Nutcracker (in hopes of someone getting a crack at my nuts, double wink “saucy”). After Black Swan I thought it was cool to enjoy ballet productions now that everyone knows how completely insane the dancers are and that the men are in it to make women sleep with them to “get into character”. Only thing gay about ballet is...
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